Welcome. This is (albeit temporarily) the web home of the Haschka family in the UK. At least, the lot that includes magician Frank E Haschka, balloon sculptor John Hunter-Haschka, their mum Chris and late dad Ken, and all the various offspring - and pets - sprouting from many an orifice. No real direction for the site just yet. But there will be. Probably that way; over there.

In the meantime, you might actually be looking to get hold of one of us. In which case, here are a few links that might help:

And if you're trying to get in touch with our Mum Chris(tine), just come via one of us and we'll get you there. After rigorous vetting of course...