In the meantime, you might actually be looking to get hold of one of us. In which case, here are a few links that might help:
Frank E Haschka - Magician & Maker of Things
The Man:
John Hunter-Haschka - Electrician & Balloon Artist
The Man:
The Electrician:
And if you're trying to get in touch with our Mum Chris(tine), just come via one of us and we'll get you there. After rigorous vetting of course...